The Part of the Branstad Commercial You Didn’t See
March 28, 2010 5 Comments
Terry Branstad unveiled his first primary ad during the University of Northern Iowa’s NCAA tournament game. Some argue it was a smart move on his part and I don’t disagree with that. What makes me scratch my head, however, is why would someone who supposedly has this primary in the bag waste his war chest now and not save it for taking on Governor Culver? Perhaps this primary is far from over and perhaps the Comeback Express is not running so smoothly…………
Let’s play a little game I like to call – Choose your favorite photo tag line:
“Towing Branstad to the June 8th Primary”
“Tow Truck Driver Leads Branstad in Polls”
“Iowa Voters give Branstad One Finger and One Tow”
“To get the Veteran vote you need a P.O.W. not a T-O-W”
“Iowa DOT gets It’s Hooks Into Branstad’s Campaign”
“Latest Scandal – Branstad Hooks Up with Tow Truck Driver on Campaign Trail”
“War Chest EMPTY – Branstad Campaign Vehicle Repo’d”
“Vote Fo T-dawg – He got da Hook up.”
I vote for “Towing Branstad to the June 8th Primary” although I have a soft spot for “Iowa Voters give Branstad One Finger and One Tow.”
Pretty funny! I prefer “tow truck drivers leads Branstad in polls.”
Perhaps TB and his staff are taking a nap in the back of the Comeback Express.
I like this one “Iowa voters give BVP no money or support” Or “How does Bob earn a living?”