More fun from the Jefferson Jackson Dinner
October 19, 2010 2 Comments
It’s a Saturday night and your favorite football team is having a really rough night. What’s a conservative girl to do? Turn to Twitter for some good or at least informative news.
And that is what I did when I followed tweets from Kathie Obradovich who was attending the Iowa Democratic Party Jefferson Jackson Dinner.
Moment by moment I learned what the Democrats who inhabit Iowa full time (and rarely) were thinking. Factor in Pennsylvania Governor Rendell who was the keynote speaker and it was a hoot to read as it happened. But, just in case you missed it, I have decided to high light some of the comments so that as Iowa voters you can be enlightened as well. Fact or fantasy – real or imagined – the comments shed light on what Culver and Company were thinking as they made fun of Republicans and or made up one liners to make themselves feel better about the upcoming election. After reading Kathie Obradovich’s blog, I have to wonder if the steam from the dishwasher that caused the evacuation process at the scheduled meal time had an influence on the gems of statements that follow.
My comments are in italics.
Rendell: It’s time for us to start acting like Democrats. (I think you already are!)
Rendell on Michele Bachmann: The gift that keeps on giving for us. (And I love her gifts- if she irritates you, all the more reason she is a favorite of mine!)
Rendell: Our opponents, the R party are increasing being influenced, being dominated by people who are absolutely nuts. (Excuse me Gov. R: seems to me there are plenty of “nuts” to go around – and some of them with “D’s” behind their names are soon to be out looking for a different job)
Rendell: I think we have to follow the lead of our president, who I think in the last 2 weeks has done a great job out there talking… (and talking, and talking, and talking…!)
Rendell on Mike Pence: He didn’t seem like a reasonable man to me. (Pence has lots of Iowa fans who think he is quite “reasonable”, so Gov. Rendell it is obvious you are associating with the wrong crowd.)
Rendell says Culver doesn’t talk about his own accomplishments as much as he should. Iowa unemploy rate 30% below nat avg. (Hmmmm… oh, yeah, the long term results of the steam from the dishwasher. Got it!)
Rendell maybe thinks Tom Harkin is up for re-election. (Sure wish Tom was up because he would go down!)
Rendell: You have a tremendous tolerance for speeches. (Amen, amen, amen!!!)
Culver: I need you to leave here believing with every fiber of your being that we’re going to win on Nov. 2nd. (I think there are products on the market to help with the fiber part)
Culver says he’s moved 11 points in the polls in the last 2 ½ weeks. “We’ve got them on the run.
(The steam problems must have been really bad!)
Culver was supposed to be on about 8:15. It’s now 8:45. Yep, it’s a typical JJ.? (I would not know and don’t care to find out in person)
Which is more painful, the Cyclone score or this auction of Democratic memorabilia? (Sorry to say… both were painful!)
Shirt autographed by Culver and Rendell just went at auction for $100. Starting bid. (I’d say about $99.99 toooooo much paid for this piece of attire!)
Harkin equates opponents of the gay marriage ruling to the “cranks” who opposed school desegregation. (Yes, this is our Tom Harkin who bobble heads for Howard Dean!)
Harkin describes opponents of the gay marriage ruling as “Oh, there were a few out there …”(Guess Democrats flunked math class)
Harkin: (Supreme Court) made the (Varnum) decision and there was hardly even a burble out there. People said, yes, that’s right. (No, we said this is WRONG!)
Harkin: The incomparable Steve King (audience boos) wants Rs to sign a blood oath to shut down govt unless HCR is repealed. (I could cheer all day for Steve King and boo to the HCR! Repeal, repeal, repeal!)
Harkin: The people of Iowa will not elect Terry Branstad to be their next governor. They will elect Chet Culver. Believe it. (Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy come to mind with this comment)
Harkin: Make no mistake about it. … From Gov. Culver on down the ticket we are going to win on Nov. 2nd. (Dream on, Brother Harkin, Dream on!)
Sen. Tom Harkin is up to John Mellencamp’s “Small Town.”” (Probably a small town in the Bahamas…)
Conlin: Turn your ballot over and vote yes to retain those courageous judges. (Well, I will remember to turn my ballot over but the ovals will be marked NO, NO, NO!)
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